Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.

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(Source: aru)

carpr0n:

B for Bijan

Starring: Bugatti Veyron

(by CL-19)

Tumblr Staff: News!

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

carpr0n:

Hostess

Starrring: ‘14 Chevrolet Camaro

(by jeeprmedic)

jhenne-bean:

sir-cherry-fizzy:

A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.

it’s true.

jhenne-bean:

sir-cherry-fizzy:

A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.

it’s true.

(Source: itsvondell)

If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

ohsaabby:

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The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!

(Source: charizzaaa)

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:

consulting-meerkat:

iheartkissingboys:

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

Christianity: doing it correctly

Real Christians are legitimately good people. 

carpr0n:

Me & my stepson

Starring: chevrolet Corvette and Oldsmobile Cutlass 442

(by sjb4photos)

princecharmingsplaya:

allmymisery:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

dude can i come to that wedding?

has anyone had sex whilst playing this song?

(Source: leodicaprs)

teaandfailure:

inscarletsilence:

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit
every time

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

teaandfailure:

inscarletsilence:

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit

every time

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

(Source: magicalnaturetour)